A Challenger Appeared: The Spider God
Universidad Central de Venezuela, Instituto Anatómico: “Marvin Marín Sánchez fell here, murdered the day 31/5/72 by the State’s repressive bodies. His peers from the Medical Campus.”
Universidad Central de Venezuela, Instituto Anatómico: Biohazard bags, broken bicycle, hospital-like environment… I got it! Crash Bandicoot =)
The default female Shepard from ME3 is an uncanny valley mess, to say the least… Fortunately, the game’s character editor allows for more realistic (and cuter!) creations. Behold my Shepardette!
“Rorschach Journal: October 12, 1985. Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach.”
I once knew a girl who wanted to draw.
Her problem, my friends, was her inkwell was dry.
How can you expect to create anything
When you are so unwilling to spend your ink?
How can you expect to even sketch a face
When you are so afraid of looking into someone’s eyes?
Frustrated and angered, she shattered the inkwell.
Dark ashes of lost hopes and dreams enshrouded her.
Marveled by the fact of creating by destroying
She carried into a new, unusual and twisted art.
She chose a few glass shards of the broken inkwell as pens
And human flesh of the unaware as her new canvas.
Will she eventually learn to draw, you ask?
I can no longer tell; she stabbed both of my eyes =/
So, do not waste your ink and draw like you mean it
And remember: Life is the Ultimate Masterpiece!
— Excerpt from “Manu’s Cheapass Poetry, Vol. I”
EUREKA! With this handy Java app I’m finally able to extract sweet 3D syrup from my 3DS. Get ready for the GIFspam! =D
